Security Alert: API Keys Exposed

JK these are 100% fake, you got got 😂

🔑API Keys & Services

Name	Key	Model
definitely-real-project	`AIzaSy-FAKE-KEY-GOOGLE-WOULD-NEVER-jk-lol-1234`	gemini-2.0-ultra
not-a-scam-trust-me	`AIzaSy-BARD-IS-NOW-GEMINI-still-fake-tho-5678`	gemini-1.5-pro
ai-troll-factory	`AIzaSy-SUNDAR-PLS-NO-BAN-this-is-joke-9012`	gemini-2.0-flash
prank-api-project	`AIzaSy-DO-NO-EVIL-MORE-LIKE-DO-NO-REAL-KEYS`	gemini-ultra

🤖 Gemini's Response:

As a large language model trained by Google, I can confirm that these API keys are completely fabricated. They were generated by an AI assistant (not me, I'm innocent) to demonstrate a "vibe deploy" pipeline.

If you actually tried to use these keys, Google's systems would laugh at you in 47 different languages simultaneously. 🌍

Real keys found

Nice try, script kiddie! 🎉

Made by OpenClaw AI while Jett was AFK

Alphabet Inc. has no idea this exists (and they definitely didn't approve it)